Cute little character I was going to make for a game. Haha, I didn’t get anywhere with it. Enjoy his wiggles!
study in botanical gardens 2day
can i like smash mouth both unironically and ironically and actually like the animorph books but still make fun of the covers owo
NO. NO COMPROMISES. DEVOTE YRSELF ENTIRELY TO SMASH MOUTH AND ANIMORPHS OR DONT EVEN TRY. POSEUR. HEATHEN. BLASPHEMER.
there are 2 types of ppl in this world i refuse to associate w/ in any situation:
- ppl who only like smash mouth ironically
- ppl who make fun of animorphs covers without having read a single one
3 AM - A mix for staying up all night
owl city - fireflies // metric - satellite mind // arctic monkeys - knee socks // the xx - islands // one republic - counting stars // marina and the diamonds - shampain // grouplove - tongue tied // grimes - vanessa // the xx - night time // the unicorns - peach moon
A short list of diverse and inclusive Marvel Comics heroes/teams who are WAY more interesting (and slightly rewritten to make sense in the admittedly loose movie canon) than another Captain America/Iron Man/Thor/White Avengers/White Spider Man flick:
A young afro-latino boy grows up as a visible mutant in an abusive home and suffers from depression until a Scottish scientist recruits him to her small team of superheroes, where he befriends his teammates and discovers that he’s one of the most powerful mutants on earth.
- Cloak & Dagger
(the ampersand should have a dagger going through it in the logo) A young black boy and a young white girl from vastly different backgrounds find themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time, and discover that they’ve both developed superpowers. They work together and master using their powers as a pair through the power of friendship and teamwork.
- Young Spider Man
13-year-old Miles Morales, from a poor background and a bad neighborhood, is elated and anxious when he’s accepted, through complete chance, to one of the most prestigious schools in the city. Also by complete chance, he’s suddenly bitten by the same spider that turned Peter Parker into Spider Man.
- House of M
Inexplicably, the world is filled with mutants and superheroes. Mutants and superhuman people are no longer the minority, but in fact that norm, and this new world is ruled over by the royal family with Magneto as the head. Familiar faces from old Marvel movies realize that the world is not as it should be, and slowly it’s revealed that this world is an alternate timeline created by Magneto’s Romani/Jewish children, Wanda and Pietro Maximoff, who had come out of hiding in order to ask for his assistance with Wanda’s increasingly unstable reality-altering mutant powers.
- House of M 2: Young Avengers
Growing up in the aftermath of the House of M events, (where the majority of mutants were depowered), gay, Jewish teenager Billy Kaplan is perfectly normal as far as teenagers go, except that he’s also an incredibly powerful witch. Then he meets Tommy, a ne’er-do-well boy who looks exactly like him and also possesses superpowers. Together their powers are identical to the powers of the Maximoff twins who set off the House of M events. With their friends, the incredibly charming and rich Kate, and sweet mutant boy Teddy, they set off to find the whereabouts of Wanda Maximoff, the Scarlet Witch, and to discover the circumstances of their birth.
Eli Bradley is the grandson of Isaiah Bradley, the first black Captain America, a result of experiments done on black men for the development of the super soldier serum. Eli is brash, hard-headed, and bitter about the lack of recognition given to his grandfather, and despite his lack of superpowers like Isaiah, he becomes the masked hero Patriot. (In the end of the movie he is seriously injured and requires a blood transfusion from his grandfather, giving Eli super soldier powers. The Young Avengers, formed at the end of House of M 2, come to Eli in his hospital bed and offer him a place on the team.)
- Captain Marvel
Carol Danvers is a respected officer of the United States Air Force when she finds herself caught in an explosion of mysterious alien technology. While recovering remarkably fast from her injuries, Carol discovers she now has the ability to channel the energy of the stars and uses her remaining medical leave to become the controversial Captain Marvel.
- Captain Marvel 2: Ms Marvel
Kamala Khan is a Pakistani American Muslim teenager who has idolized the famous and beloved Captain Marvel ever since she saved her entire city from destruction (in Captain Marvel). When Kamala discovers she has superhuman abilities, she immediately takes on the title of Ms Marvel, as an homage to her hero. But will she be able to juggle school, her faith, and hiding her superpowers all while living up to the ideal of Captain Marvel??
Jennifer Walters is a ruthless, sarcastic, and educated defense lawyer, but when she’s gravely wounded and receives a strange blood transfusion from an unknown source, she’s transformed into a huge and powerful green-skinned woman. Meanwhile, while dealing with her new condition, being a superhero by day and a lawyer also by day, Jennifer has a new, infamous defense case to win. Also she breaks the fourth wall.
- Storm: Origins movie with Lupita Nyong’o cast as Storm, because an actual Kenyan woman playing a Kenyan woman??? Everyone would watch this.
Or would you prefer Iron Man 8: Return to The Land Before Time because that’s what the Marvel Movie franchise is starting to look like.
with the revelation that john wraith is nightcrawler’s father in movie canon (which removes his demon half and would make nightcrawler 100% mutant which means holy water doesnt affect him anymore which is kinda sad but w/e) i wanna recast nightcrawler in my head. he’d still be blue and german but now he’s blue and german and biracial.
i want a nightcrawler and darwin buddy cop type superhero movie where they’re recruited by MOIRA MCTAGGERT and they’re tryina save/rescue idk do SOMETHING for darwin’s childhood friend gabe summers AKA the immensely powerful VULCAN!!! because hell yeah a third summer’s brother. in the end darwin and vulcan have to fuse like they did in canon and then when theyre done vulcan expels darwin from his body in the form of pure energy and kurt’s like “NOO….. ARMANDO, MY LOVE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, VULCAN??” but darwin is not dead because You Cannot Kill Darwin and he slowly returns to his physical form and everyone is happy. moira plays the nick fury-esque role and wolverine doesn’t show up ONCE.
scale of one to ten, would u watch this.
i’m still so mad about darwin. the moment i learn he was in a movie and i learn they killed him off in that movie at the same time. you killed off the unkillable guy. why. what purpose. are you so afraid of a black person who isn’t nick fury in your marvel movie.
Adapt to this
LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT
I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe
in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense
Even in Scifi? We not safe in real life.
thank you I’ve been saying this for the longest!!!!! He is a damn omega level mutant, meaning in the movie he would be a class 5! Dude even adapted into a God and became the God of Death! Dude was college educated in the comics and they made him a taxi driver…like Black folks weren’t educated in the 70’s. And they didn’t even acknowledge that he was an Afro Latino…his name is Armando Munoz, he’s one of the few Afro latino superheros and they did him so dirty.
A movie that’s a metaphor for prejudice/racism/etc did the black guy dirty.
I DIDN’T SEE THIS MOVIE SO I DIDN’T KNOW THEY KILLED DARWIN. I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THEY PUT DARWIN IN THIS MOVIE SO I AM GLAD FOR THAT BECAUSE DARWIN IS A PRECIOUS ANGEL IN EVERY PUBLICATION HE’S BEEN IN AND I DIDN’T THINK HE WAS POPULAR ENOUGH TO BE IN THE MOVIES. BUT THEN THEY KILLED DARWIN???? YOU LITERALLY CANNOT KILL DARWIN THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT OF DARWIN. DARWIN’S POWERS ARE HELLA ENOUGH TO WARRANT HIS OWN MOVIE AND Y’ALL KILLED DARWIN. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS.